Two days ago a barber offered me a hair cut. I don't know the price. For those of you who aren't puzzled by this I shaved my head before leaving Canada.
In need of a toilet, I found a public one and promptly went in for relief. Upon exiting, a man cheerfully said, "One dollar." Never before have I considered my dignity so overpriced,
On December 10th two years ago, Nadine and I met. A year ago we were looking at hotel deals for our wedding. Today, she wants us to go to the DMZ. Hmmm.